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JUNGLISH (JUNGLE ENGLISH )
What is Junglish? Jungle English.. like one mentioned below:

Javelish.. The typical Javanese language: 'lho', 'lha', 'tho', 'kok', 'ki','no', etc
> Lho, I already bought that book !
> Kok, buying again ?
> I told you many times 'tho' !
> Lha, I didn't know tho yo... how ki !?
>- Don't be like that, no....!?

Jakartenglish.. Jakarte English is marked by the 'sih', 'deh', 'dong', 'nih', etc
> That book is very good, deh.
> Can you speak english?.. yeah a little sih I can!
> se my money first nih..
> Give me more dong..
> How sih? Little little angry..

Surobenglish is marked by 'tah' and the famous word is 'diancuk'
> Do you feel sick, tah ?

Other exclamation words of Java: 'wo_', 'wah', 'w_', 'jian', and 'j_'
> W_ lha this book is mine j...!
> Wo_, only like that tho!
> Wah, expensive, tho?
> Jian, Paijem is so beautiful tenan.

Sundanglish is also available such as 'atuh', 'euy', 'mah'
> Well, if that kind, it pretty so-so atuh
> It can't be that way euy..
> I am mah, not like that... anything else ?

There are also abundant 'sound effect' in Javanese language.
> Suddenly, mak bedhengus den Tukiman appeared
> My head feels pain, mak cleng!
> Mak tlepok, I got a manggo !
> My chicken is suddenly died, mak cekengkeng
> Mak gedebug, Kampret fell down.
> Mak jegagik.... Oh, trondholo !